Dinnertime

IT'S FUCKING DINNERTIME! I'm so fucking pumped, yo. Dude, she made squash bisque and steak tartare! This is gonna be the best dinner everbest diner never. I'm so happy you could make it.
Sit down homely homie, pass your hat to methank you. Oh, alright. Now me begin? Whee!
Cut, cut, cut, cut , cut tuc, tuct. duct. cut cut, cut
That took fucking FOREVER! Pull the seats back for my bitches. Alright, hokay! Yes.
Mom, dad, I have something to tell you...