Pass me some Benzo before my hands cave in. You better put that cabinet in the middle of your room so you don't catch the ceiling with your face when it falls. Fails--
Melting, melting, melting pot of love. Show me some titty before my tongue gets caught.
Lit-lite-light-life
Mitt-mite-might-wife
Sit-site-sight-scythe
Friends don't come when they know someone's waiting.
Don't look back at me like that, I'm not your father! Please, MANNERS! Fold your napkin twice. Stop looking at me! I'm watching you. Bend over. Better...better. I'm pleased. You may go now. Don't forget your tart! Torte
A Mid-Night Rambler
GOOD GOD I'M DRUNK
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